? Well, well. Ever since the Scandal of the Century?, Kristen Stewart?s fling with her married director, was revealed, it?s been Poor Robert Pattinson. Poor, poor, innocent butterfly Robbie Patz-Patz. How could that mean ole K-Stew hurt his tender, papier-m?ch? heart like that?
As it turns out, much like Britney Spears: he?s not that innocent. A tipster who purports to be in the know (and certainly knows some random details) sent to Jezebel a bunch of admittedly unproven, circumstantial evidence revealing that Rob has had relations with everyone from co-stars Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Emilie de Ravin to a British burlesque dancer, and, most alarmingly, Lindsay Lohan. Whether or not even half of this stuff is true, it sure makes for an interesting read, if only for introducing the word ?trampire? into the lexicon. [Jezebel]
? In other news, Rob?s allegedly been drunk-dialing Kristen Stew. Drunk-dialing or butt-dialing? Maybe he was drunk butt-dialing? [HuffPo]
? This again: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may or may not be getting married this weekend. They also may or may not be getting each other?s faces tattooed on their asses, may or may not be buying a pet chinchilla, may or may not be enrolling in a macram? class, and may or may not be going to Ikea for reasonably priced, iffy-quality home furnishings. We?ll know when we know (I hope it?s the chinchilla thing because: cute). [People]
? Cameron Diaz is writing a book about health and wellness for young women. Unrelated: Here?s a photo of Cameron Diaz smoking weed. [Live Line Live]
? Here?s a new one: A woman in NYC gave birth on the street and Jonah Hill was randomly there taking pictures of the afterbirth, which you just know he was going to Tweet until he was caught by TMZ and walked away, embarrassed. [TMZ]
? Amy Adam?s hair is weird. [People]
? A really large cat has died. [People]
? Christina Aguilera smells like hot dogs. [Bossip]
? Nick Lachey has wanted kids for ?a long time? [side-eye at Jessica Simp]. [People]
? Joe Simpson, father of non-Lachey-heir-producer Jessica, was busted for D.U.I. last night. Simpson is a former pastor/current creepy weirdo who manages his daughter?s boobs. Maybe a little less blood of Christ with dinner from now on eh, Pastor Joe? [TMZ]
? Blind item: ?This mega Superstar sings, dances and acts. She recently left her husband and is seeing a much younger man. A lot of people are urging her to be careful about her new romance. Her young beau may be after her money. Meanwhile, the mega Superstar husband is having the last laugh cause he knows this guy will break her heart.? [Downfront2 via Blind Gossip]
? Blind item: ?This is a story that you have heard before, but it?s about an actor that you didn?t know was in trouble. He has a successful career, but he has fallen prey to the partying lifestyle.
It?s now interfering with his work. He shows up late or not at all. He is unprepared at work. He is constantly drunk or hungover. He comes to work unwashed, wearing the same clothes from the night before, reeking of booze and smoke.
When a young star is falling apart, their team faces a difficult decision. Do they confront him and try to get them help? Or do they pretend that nothing is wrong so the star doesn?t get mad at them?
Their was a split opinion among this star?s team. His agents ? who were afraid of losing him as a client ? chose to do nothing. His publicists ? a reputable firm who have worked with him for many years ? did the brave thing. They set up an intervention, consisting of the people who love and care about the actor, to try to get him to seek help.
The young actor got wind of the intervention? and promptly fired the publicists. The agent kept his job.
In case you were wondering why no one intervenes when a star is in trouble, this is why. The ones who genuinely care inevitability pay the price.? [Blind Gossip]
? Blind item: ?Which single, aging blonde actress ? the baby-mama to a respected Oscar-winner ? bumped into her baby-daddy?s famous co-star from a classic ?70s film trilogy and read him the riot act? The has-been party girl was so delusional she began screaming about her child?s absentee father to the actor because she actually thought he was her ex?s real-life brother ? but they only played siblings on film!? [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
? Blind item: ?Oh, the weekend is almost upon us? almost!
And at least we have a reason the kick back and not worry about repenting for our sins.
You see, this star has gotten themselves in a whole lot of trouble and she just doesn?t know how to get out of this mess, as more and more evidence of her unruly and wayward behavior continues to mount up.
In an act that could either be characterized as desperate or delusional, the person in question has even been putting in calls to someone she wronged?.and publicly humiliated.
But can her sobs and cries for forgiveness?ever really be enough?
And, no, it?s not Kristen Stewart calling Robert Pattinson!? [Celebzter via Blind Gossip]
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Heather
Heather McLane wishes she was at Disneyland right now. Email her at heather@thefullmoxie.com.
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